Skies of DiamondsIf I had the World to giveI'd stay and I would liveSomewhere where the clouds don't cloud up the skies.I'd sit up in a treeAnd I'd live quite happilyBecause I'd see the world as it was meant to be.If the Skies are made of DiamondsAnd the Birds swim in the SeasThen I'll live on an IslandAnd Hug the Bumblebees.Easy for you to say (I know)Armies go to war (You know)Ready to shoot and play (I know, I know)That we can't do anything at all (You know, you know)Have you heard the bells ringing before? (Do you really know at all?)If the sepulchral tones are trueThen summer afternoons we knewAre all we have but these
Vote SaxonVOTE SAXON! ....If you elect us we will:1) Introduce an annoying ringtone into everything to give you your daily irritation dose. You people are too happy. Try being a depressed psycho-maniac like Harold Saxon for a while.2) Bring weird ball-thingy aliens from the future into the past for you to start a universe-wide war! Note: rest of universe MAY fight back. Also, inter-galactic genius (who calls himself the Doctor) may come and destroy all warships.3) Introduce a world-wide satelite phone system for everyday use, with fifteen satelites. Note: will use satelites to spy on all communications world-wide, including top-secret encrypted
Why the Water has WavesLong ago, before living or recorded memory, the Earth was born from a part of the sun. For a long time, the surface of the Earth was made of Fire.Then one day, Water appeared. Water cooled Fire's temper, then tricked him by pushing him underground. So the surface of the Earth was then covered by Water.Sun did not like these new developments. Fire was his brother and Sun didn't want him imprisoned. Sun thought about this long and hard, and eventually decided to dry up Water so that Fire could be free again. But when Sun looked closely he saw that Water had changed the face of Fire. Fire had gone deep within the Earth as his face cooled and
The BumblebeeIf there was a bumblebee on my windowsill,I hope it would be happy and sit there untilSpring came againAnd out flew the wrenThe flowers openedOff flew the bee~ And I was happy.
I am an ignoramusI am quite the typical ignoramus; I know everything, yet I know nothing of the true nature of the Earth and its encompassing universe.
What about you?
And telling Geoff to "Blimey, Geoff, get a girlfriend."
Doctor Who is funny on so many levels.