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VOTE SAXON! ....
If you elect us we will:

1) Introduce an annoying ringtone into everything to give you your daily irritation dose. You people are too happy. Try being a depressed psycho-maniac like Harold Saxon for a while.

2) Bring weird ball-thingy aliens from the future into the past for you to start a universe-wide war! Note: rest of universe MAY fight back. Also, inter-galactic genius (who calls himself the Doctor) may come and destroy all warships.

3) Introduce a world-wide satelite phone system for everyday use, with fifteen satelites. Note: will use satelites to spy on all communications world-wide, including top-secret encrypted secret agency messages. May also use it to hypnotise you with aforementioned ringtone.

4) If elected, we will introduce an extermination policy, initially destroying 10% of the world-wide population, and many more to follow! Will enslave the rest of the population to build warships and destroy homes, cars and anything else we can find for the metal. SAXON pty lmt. does not accept any responsibility for any deaths that may be caused. We reserve the right to slaughter anyone we want. Note: SAXON pty lmt. does not accept any responsibilty for feeding the slaves we take. Get your own food people.

VOTE SAXON! ....
:iconaredell:
As some of you may know, the Australian Federal Election (2010) just finished, so I wrote this piece. It is an campaign for Harold Saxon, a character in Doctor Who, who attempts to take over the world using these four tactics. The reason for the four dots at the top and bottom is because he hears drums all the time, which always play beats in groups of four.
love 1 1 joy 0 0 wow 0 0 mad 0 0 sad 0 0 fear 0 0 neutral 0 0
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Still better than what Belgium has got now. So voting Saxon, I need my daily dose of irritation.
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